Monday, October 20, 2008
(LIM SHIRONG WENT TO THE LAN SHOP TO PLAY SOLDIER FRONT. BECAUSE HE CANT BE A REAL SOLDIER AND HE WANTS TO BE OE IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD.
shirong: eh uncle. computer 25 purleaseeee.
lan uncle: huh? why got voices comin frm nowhere? got ghost uh?
shirong: eh i over here lah. at yr knee.lan uncle: ai yo. why got midget came my shop?
shirong: where got midget???? i want see
lan uncle: u lah.shirong: (points the loser sign)
lan uncle: eheh. wad u pointing uh? wait i take bioniculars.
shirong: eh hurry up lah. there got chio bu.
lan uncle: lol. u can only see the knees. how u noe chio bu?
shirong: can jump lah.lan uncle: orh.shirong: so yeah, comp 25 purlease.
lan uncle: okay okay lah.
(shirong went to the comp, and went back to the counter again.)
Shirong: eh uncle.
lan uncle: wad?
shirong: can carry me up the chair?
lan uncle: ai yo. so poor thing lah.
(carried shirong up the chair.)
shirong: wa. so good to feel so tall. at 0.5 meters, i am the world's tallest midget!
(people around starts taking pics of him, the world's tallest midget.)
shirong: wa i so famous already. i feel like i am standing at the top of the world.
(suddenly, one random guy came.)
random guy: eh eh short fuck.
shi rong: yeah?
random guy: my baby taller than you sia. does he break yr record?
shi rong: wa lao. i can thrash you in soldier front lah. i can also spam more blogs than you lor. seehow popular am i. go to OUTakama.blogspot.com lah. see those comments there. so cool.
all characters in these stories related to anyone, living or dead are purely coincidental.
derick.
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