Sunday, October 12, 2008
A Lan Story (insipred by jerome, created by andrew)
retard A: Eh uncle computer 74 and 75 preese
retard B: Eh bong get computer 77, and 79 la. 78 got chio bu
retard A: Dun wan la later cannot screen you!
Lan uncle: oi dey! u all wan to play one anot?
Lan uncle: If not dun come block my view! there got chio bu!
retard A: aiya ok la 77 and 79 preese
retard B: eh wait ah.. uncle! the comp got warcraft anot ah?
Lan uncle: Of course la.. which lan bo warcraft one?
retard B: asking only wad.. nonid guai lan me
Lan uncle: bo guai lan la.. anah anah kin kin kin what comp u all wan? You all holding up the queue la
retard A: anah ok la 77, 79 la
retard B: eh wait... uncle, i got own mouse. dun use ur mouse i pay less can?
Lan uncle: NB YOU ALL WAN PLAY ONE ANOT??!!?
retard B: asking casual question only wad nonid angry la.
Lan uncle: YOU ALL COME HERE ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS! YOU SEE THE QUEUE SO LONG! TONIGHT I NONID GO HOME ALREADY LA!
retard B: anah anah ok la 77 and 79 la
Lan uncle: sure?
retard B: Sure
Lan uncle: confirm?
retard B: confirm!
Lan uncle: ok la ok la i on now
retard B: eh wait uncle...
Lan uncle: walau eh T.T SIMI LA
retard B: i bo ez-link leh..
Lan uncle: NVM! NONID EZ-LINK JUST GO!
retard B: kk..
Lan uncle: wa finally..
retard B: Eh uncle.. u talk so much.. now my mother call me go home le. dun wan play already
Lan uncle: WALAU EH! T.T
(retard A and retard B walk out of the lan shop)
retard A: eh.. what just happened ah?
retard B: ._. i also dunno leh... but i've never seen an adult cry like that before
I BLOGGED AT6:16 AM